Tins Full of Teeth

Have you ever found yourself desperately wanting a tin full of teeth? A little everyday container bristling with rows upon rows of teeth? Horrible, glistening, perhaps somewhat bloodied teeth?

These tins are available in two varieties: pale-gummed with an utterly unhealthy tint, and completely bloodied. Most have been made in Altoids peppermint tins, but some do come in similarly-sized tins of other brands or flavors. You have your choice of gory or less gory, but aside from that your selection will be completely random. Some tins have a more orderly vibe, while some are just jammed with a chaotic mess of teeth. (If you have a preference, you can leave a note for me when you check out! No promises, but I'll do my best.)

I also have tiny tooth tins available, if you need something more compact or prefer to have fewer teeth haunting your dreams. Please note that the teeth are not real human teeth; they came from not-real people and they assured me they were not real when they bargained with me for their teeth. It was a completely normal and ethical transaction, so don't even worry about it.